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Retard

The term "retard" can be used for those who make you feel like you would rather perform a perfect re-creation of "1 man 1 jar" instead of allowing your braincells to commit suicide one by one by their own stupidity.
Colton is a retard.
by TheRetardProfessor October 13, 2024
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Retard

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My friend's name is Muk, so he is a retard.
by Jamal Heinecke October 22, 2024
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Retarded

Someone who's actually so stupid they do the most fucking stupid ass shit like somehow getting butt ass naked in the streets and walking around saying they have clothes on, like wtf how do you fuck up that bad?
Retarded man: its gonna be such a good day outside *goes outside naked somehow not knowing*

Retarded man: gee it's so cold outside even though I'm wearing clothes

Officer: uhm dude get some fucking clothes on weirdo and im gonna arrest yo bitch ass

Retarded man: i did nothing wrong

The lady looking at him: *eyes fucking shocked after seeing his meat spin for a weird reason*

Officer: okay your going to jail and im gonna give you some clothes

Retarded man: okay *picks nose while getting in the car*

The end
by YourNeighborhoodDefinater November 23, 2024
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Retarded

He smashed his head on the ground because he was retarded
by retard lover 218 November 23, 2024
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Retardism

Not an actual biological retard, but one possessing sevaral of the Key attributes.
Many millennials are afflicted by a generational case of retardism.
by Woninthechamber November 23, 2024
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USA the great retardation of 2024 MAGA.

The people that voted for Trump in the 2024 election, And only now seen the negative effect's of there vote, And the effects of uneducated people in the USA.
They voted for Trump and now there family wont speak to them, I bet there apart of the USA the great retardation of 2024 MAGA.
by Teafo November 28, 2024
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darius retarded ass nigga

a fucking ass retard who stims all the time and he's also a fatass.

you should most likely kill yourself if you are referred to as this.
Bro, that retard who stole by bike is a, "darius retarded ass nigga."
by obesemoron December 1, 2024
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