Secretary special

A secretary special is preferably a vanilla latte with a drizzle of cum. Any coffee substitute will do however the cum is necessary.

“Hey babe, do you want a secretary special?”
“I went to get my boss their coffee… I gave them a secretary special.”

by Cumquatch January 18, 2022

The Brendan Malone Special

A sexual act involving two men. Man 1 chains Man 2 up in such a way that he is suspended in the air. From there Man 1 fists Man 2 (typically all the way to the shoulder) until he prolapses.

I just gave him The Brendan Malone Special… his prolapse was as big as a football!

by NickGurPeeNis January 20, 2022

Specialality

Mentally ill

Lazaio is specialality

by Stock snow May 24, 2022

special call

when two people have spicy time over call or video call, also called phone sex.

person 1: damn man, i haven’t had a special call in weeks, im DYING
person 2: i? Okay

by -aishite- May 24, 2022

Special Branch Posting

Anything posted online that shows conspiring or premeditated planning of criminal activity.
These statements spoken or typed can be used against the defendants by the Irish Government “Special Branch” in a criminal prosecution case.

Hey bro, let’s go to Dublin and waste all the Politicians. Yo! Stop special branch posting, we don’t want a knock at the door comes by the tracksuit Garda...

by Sean Na Sacha May 26, 2022

Glidewell Special

Where you either fix the issue or you fuck it up so bad no one can

I’m about to go give this truck the Glidewell Special.

by Glidewell June 2, 2022

Special intentions

Intentions that are special

Hey, what are special intentions?

by LukasDrakon June 3, 2022