Have fucken fun here. Everyone that has walked within a 50 meter radius requires a stomach pump and 4 years of physical therapy, and 8 of mental therapy. Every single girl here is either white and says the dreaded n-word, or are black and record themselves giving dudes top in the fucking bathrooms. Speaking of, don't go. They're full of retards vaping, or jacking off, rarely it's used as the glorious shit-palace it should be. And it's full of people using their phones cuz of the retarded ass phone rules.
Once you're actually in class, you immediately pray for egress from the small-ass room. Unless you manage to get the holy trinity, Music, US History and Algebra 1. However, once the period ends, you're still not allowed to use your phone. Ms. Cristobitch the midget will snatch it right up. Strike one, hoe. Unless you're a fucking white girl, in which case Mr. Weyers will fantasize , not realizing your phone is out.
In conclusion, don't go here. For your sake.
Once you're actually in class, you immediately pray for egress from the small-ass room. Unless you manage to get the holy trinity, Music, US History and Algebra 1. However, once the period ends, you're still not allowed to use your phone. Ms. Cristobitch the midget will snatch it right up. Strike one, hoe. Unless you're a fucking white girl, in which case Mr. Weyers will fantasize , not realizing your phone is out.
In conclusion, don't go here. For your sake.
Anon: God, please let me leave this fuckass school.
Anon 2: At Eckstein Middle School? No way! Have fun suffering!
Anon 2: At Eckstein Middle School? No way! Have fun suffering!
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people usually refer to this place as kesling even though that's only for 5th and 6th graders.
racists, hicks, wannabe gangsters, people with a body count of 80, homophobes, trump lovers, andrew tate stans, rude people, pick mes, nic fiends, and more live here.
La Porte is french for "the door" which must mean "the door to hell" when it comes to the schools in the town.
the teachers are either extremely strict or WAY too lax.
if you think the cliques at your school are bad, it's way worse here.
if you walk into the bathroom at the right time, you will witness someone vaping or someone getting railed in a stall.
the counselors are nice. the principals at both the middle school and high school though? YIIIIIKES. they worry about the wrong stuff. they legit think people are telling others to *hurt* themselves but that's not the case. kids are getting harassed and bullied. kids are getting into fights. there is so much going on.
there's so much more going on but this school makes me wanna die and others as well. it's a horrible school.
have this school be your (almost) last choice besides michigan city.
you are better going off to westville or valpo or something.
people usually refer to this place as kesling even though that's only for 5th and 6th graders.
racists, hicks, wannabe gangsters, people with a body count of 80, homophobes, trump lovers, andrew tate stans, rude people, pick mes, nic fiends, and more live here.
La Porte is french for "the door" which must mean "the door to hell" when it comes to the schools in the town.
the teachers are either extremely strict or WAY too lax.
if you think the cliques at your school are bad, it's way worse here.
if you walk into the bathroom at the right time, you will witness someone vaping or someone getting railed in a stall.
the counselors are nice. the principals at both the middle school and high school though? YIIIIIKES. they worry about the wrong stuff. they legit think people are telling others to *hurt* themselves but that's not the case. kids are getting harassed and bullied. kids are getting into fights. there is so much going on.
there's so much more going on but this school makes me wanna die and others as well. it's a horrible school.
have this school be your (almost) last choice besides michigan city.
you are better going off to westville or valpo or something.
Person 1: "So, how's LaPorte Middle School? Is it a good place?"
Person 2: "Absolutely not, never come here. It's actual hell."
Person 2: "Absolutely not, never come here. It's actual hell."
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Get the LaPorte Middle School mug.Chippewa is a school in desplains. It’s the back of Cumberland elementary school. It’s a pretty small school. People there think they’re all that but rlly aren’t. They have a new threat everyday. If you move houses you get kicked out from the school In a week. Principal in 2020 was the worst. Chippewa kids are pretty smart ngl. Most teachers suck. Social workers are snitches.
“Do you go to Chippewa middle school?”
Yeah
“Ha u guys suck, imagine having to go to a school like that!”
Yeah
“Ha u guys suck, imagine having to go to a school like that!”
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Wow, that kid with the CCM hat perched on his head loudly bragging about playing AAA must go to Herrick Middle School
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Get the Herrick Middle School mug.Filled with hoes to be at Maria Regina.Honestly Everyone that goes to school hates it.The teachers are drunk and hate their jobs too.Exepct for the one and only Lynch999.Even the principal would make you depressed.DONT GO HERE.
Hey Karen I was thinking about sending my child to SJB Middle School should I?
OMG YOUR A HORRIBLE PARENT WHY WOULD U SEND A CHILD THERE?U MAY AS WELL PUT THEM IN A BOX AND FLAT THEM DOWN THE RIVER TK HOEVILLE
OMG YOUR A HORRIBLE PARENT WHY WOULD U SEND A CHILD THERE?U MAY AS WELL PUT THEM IN A BOX AND FLAT THEM DOWN THE RIVER TK HOEVILLE
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