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Thai dragon

You sit your girl friend in the v-sit workout position, then you proceed to jump on her stomach, as she shits herself you then pick up the poop and shove it down the slags throat, you pull out your penis and forcefully shove it down her throat, as she chokes you sit on the end of the bed in the most awkward position, once she is dead you proceed to have intercourse with the dead body
Boy:dam g I gave my ex that Thai dragon last night

Boy2: for real motherfucker you one strange man
Thai dragon by SEX NIG July 14, 2019

Komodo Dragon 

A sex move in which you eat undercooked/raw chicken and don't brush your teeth for at least 2 weeks before performing cunnilingus on a female and try to give her a UTI (urinary tract infection)
Me: "Yo bro lat night was so crazy."
friend: "What happened bro?"
Me: "I gave Stacy that Komodo Dragon."
friend: "Nice, I wondered why your breath smelled of shit."
Komodo Dragon by Ginger.Cunt July 26, 2019

Swagger Dragon 

Someone that has so much swagger it's literally bursting out of them like fire
I thought I was cool then I met Kirstie, she's such a Swagger Dragon
Swagger Dragon by It’sMe! September 1, 2019

Iron dragon 

The act of a penis being inserted through a nostril and flowing through to the mouth
“Holy shit Rebecca his dick was so big he could do an iron dragon
Iron dragon by Dingbat445 September 9, 2019

Patter dragon 

Wanker, often referrers to himself as the patter dragon and enjoys deciding stuff for people
Listen buddy, I’ll decide, I’m the patter dragon
Patter dragon by Builtlikescott September 17, 2019

Komodo dragon attack 

When you are having sex you can pull a Komodo dragon attack. This is when you erect your penis to full, then spew your cum all over your room. This will assert dominance over your opponents.
Hey Jim, yesterday I won the competition using the Komodo dragon attack

magical dragon 

When a man evacuates on a women's face while she has hot morning breath
Man, she totally had the "Magical Dragon" this morning...
magical dragon by Ddytpiuyt October 26, 2019