Depressed Dog

A canine (four legged domesic mammal that can lick his own balls lucky...) that is mentally and phisacally in a state of sadness.

Damn thats 1 depressed dog bitch


The Depressed dog smoked a joint

by Pimp_guy666 June 4, 2004

Mud Dog

If your cock is 10 or more inches

Damn have you seen Steven!!!! He's got a Mud Dog

by Big Dick Samuri March 12, 2010

red dog

To make a blitz attack.

The fighter squadron red dogged the enemy base. The defensive linemen tried a red dog on the quarterback.

by Ted Eakins May 17, 2006

dog face

Girl whose face looks hot, until she turns around and barks.

That chick is a dog face!

by Zack Kolle May 13, 2003

Dog walk

When a whiny conservative takes a shot at a famous female rapper on twitter and it backfires on her when the female rapper replies with a factual tweet.

Tomi was just dog walk by Cardi b

by ElMcNegro January 20, 2019

Dog Helmeting

Act of doping a dog up with muscle relaxants and laxatives, putting it on top of your shaved head, pulling down on the hind legs, and stretching out its rectum to fit on your head like a hat.

Dog Helmeting: Known among aficionados as Dög Hëlmüting

Step 1. Shave your head. If the dog is long haired, shave the dog's posterior and rectum area as well;

Step 2. Feed dog laxatives and/or muscle relaxants disguised as doggie "treats" so that the dog rectum will expand and dialate wider;

Step 3. Lube now shaven head (if laxatives were used in the previous step, excess feces may be used as well);

Step 4. Place dog on top of head, rectum covering top of head. Careful for the head may become submerged in the rectal cavity causing suffocation;

Step 5. Spin dog.
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by doughelmut March 20, 2009

dog breath

the smell of a girls breath after giving head

girl go brush ur teeth u got dog breath

by dabiatch2endallbiatchs December 25, 2004