David

David is a stinky little piss boy, who cums in his jeans whenever he sees big muscle mommies.

Oh no, I David’d in my pants!

by Definitely not turtle November 20, 2023

David

this man is addicted to some woman"girl"in 7th grade named "MICHELLE" he gay too

we love him hes D1 aka d1 david best d1 ever

by sink221 May 3, 2022

Lines of David

The “V” lines between the thigh and the abdomen.

An Inguinal Crease

Follow the Lines of David to the promised land

by BurntPear May 28, 2019

Got David Mendoza-ed

When your significant other smothers you with a pillow.

Fuck man.. Did you hear what happened to Mitch? He got David Mendoza-ed last night.

by David Mendoza69 December 5, 2022

David

David: “hero of the deed” anarchist terrorist committing acts of terror in order to inspire the working masses to revolt against the ruling class.

David is a hero, he's basically Thomas Sankara.

by silva.incognita August 1, 2022

DAVID

A guy who rans around a shopping mall yelling help..

.

Guy do u like david. No david

has autism

by Chunkmonkey69 February 3, 2025

David Ochoa

A Ben askren bum that pulls no females and has long toenails

I can't believe your a David Ochoa

by Crispybola November 22, 2021