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Mystery Blow Hole

The act of having the anus surprise fisted whilst receiving fellatio.
She performed a Mystery Blow hole on her boyfriend.
by Yellowyoshi September 7, 2019
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beta access blow job

when you go down to the beach and you meet a guy with a rv in the parking lot. the guy says he will give you beta access to all blizzard games if you suck his cock. you suck his cock but then he never gives you beta access. your friends make fun of you for the rest of your life.
dude lts went down to goleta beach and gave a beta access blow job!! what a fag!!!
by metchsucks August 29, 2022
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Pre-blowing

The act of visualizing what you are about to blow.
Person 1: Dude, Carl looks constipated.

Person 2: Nah, bro. He is pre-blowing the 100 balloons we need for the party tonight.
by zach"Icantbehere" May 28, 2011
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blowing fairy dust up your skirt

a serious con man won't go blowing fairy dust up your skirt. He will just lie to you and you wouldn't know the difference.
by Sexydimma April 16, 2014
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Blow out the lines

Furiously yelling every creative curse one has at another object or person, with the anger not necessarily directed at the person or object.
"When did they stop making all those old school women you could just take your day out on? Y'know, the ones who just let you sit there and blow out the lines, knowing it had nothin' to do with them?" --Bill Burr
by Pay me more. November 21, 2024
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Blow a Chute

Slang: Flip out, Snap, Go Postal. To quit your job in a blaze of profanity, and destruction of private property. Preferably while steeling beer. Reserved for flight-attendants and effemenent men.
Flight attendant Steven Slater sure did "Blow a Chute" today when he swore at a passenger over the P.A., grabbed two beers, then exited the plane using the emergency slide.
by Damlow August 14, 2010
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Brazilian Blow Back

When you cum in a chick's pussy and she queefs it back to you
She said she was into crazy shit, So we did A "Brazilian Blow Back"
by John Krappenschitz April 22, 2021
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