Julie bird

When you cum in a girls mouth and hit her in the head so cum comes out her nose (angry dragon) but she vomits afterwards.

"I julie birded my gf last night" -shmoof flip

"You what?" -Berf lemoop

"I came in her mouth, smacked her head so it came out her nose and later she vomited." -Shmiff floop

"Nice." -Berf lemoop

by Peachfuz Lamberskin III April 20, 2019

Bird

Many people think birds are animals but they’re just robots that spy on us.

Person “look at that cute bird”
Smart Person “shut up the government is watching”

by K..Karen where are the kids? April 22, 2019

big bird

he is a childrens chareter from seseme street also he lures childeren to become his slaves and hide from police.

person 1"see that child disapear"
big bird"nooooo"

by 127594623741 April 30, 2019

Bird

There are many definitions for the word "bird" as follows:

1. A warm blooded animal

2. The middle finger
3. Your penis
4. A hot chick
5. A electric scooter you pay by the minute to ride in the cities

1. Man 1: Hey look a bird. Man 2: That's a bald eagle.
2. Man 1: Why are you giving me the bird? Man 2: Because fuck you!
3. Man 1: Stop stroking your bird! Man 2: Get out of my room dad!
4. Man 1: Damn, look at that bird. Man 2: Damn she's a smokeshow.
5. Man 1: I rode a bird to class. Man 2: Nice, those things are awesome.

by Thanosdied April 30, 2019

bird

a flying robotic spy sent by the government to spy on people disguised as animals with mechanics that resemble flesh

the bird stared at us through the hotel window

by girrafe_101 May 2, 2019

Big bird

A word to refer to big women with blond hair. It is used to make fun of somebody.

Big bird called me down to the principals office again.

by Fuckmikepence May 5, 2019

Bird

"Check yo nose fam, yo birds mine"
Coming from the latin word " kill yourself" bird in English slang means, your girl.

But only set 8 and retarded kids like your mom would say it.
BE TOLERANT ABOUT WHAT YOU SAY! KILL URSELF

Im the hottest man on the block, your birds sitting on my...

by Yomumfam May 8, 2019