Janking off

When you have nothing else to do so you decide to go watch SMU basketball coached by Tim Jankovich.

Yo what’s Billy up to?

Oh nothings going on tonight so I think he’s janking off

by Ron McDon February 28, 2019

twisted off

A person jacked up on meth or some other type of speed that's been up for a extended period and is talking nonsense usually to themselves and usually moving like they are trying to dance but are changing their minds as to what body part to move first.

Did you see that chic at wal-Mart twisted off in the toy isle?

by Kris burkholder March 6, 2019

Cock off

When you don't give a fuck how many points you have, and you call off work even though pani ewa already gave you the 9 point warning.

Im going to a car show tommorow so im going to "cock off".

by Disgruntled airport employee March 10, 2019

Criss Off

Cutting someone’s head off. Behead a corpse with a shovel for educational reasons.

In a morgue in an unknown place in Asturias.

Dad, I need a head for my physiotherapy classes. Would you mind to criss off this one with the weird beard?

by gmsp4 March 12, 2019

plaque-off

the lifeblood of any RAR camper and a sacred object for Kermitists and Poopfrists alike. It is rumoured to have supernatural powers, e.g. strobe light thot banisher, spontaneous defecation, reincarnation of Our Lord and Saviour Andy, etc. Mixes well with porta-potty juice.

"yall this boi's got the rumblies for Plaque-Off, plaque on him stat!"

by lil_nilla_wafer December 12, 2018

Laze Off

To be lazy, expending minimal effort and doing as little as possible

Al: Hey, we have a three day weekend coming up, got any plans?

Bill: Nah, I'm just going to stay home and laze off

Al: Where's Jack? I haven't seen much of him and it doesn't look like he's gotten much done.

Bill: Jack's hiding in the break room. He's been lazing off since he got here.

by The Third Jay Guy December 21, 2018

off beat

ye aight blueface baby

just watch respect my crypin or the next big thang off beat

by snız January 4, 2019