Bone sniffer

A women who smells her significant others genatalia upon his returning home in an effort to check for signs of disloyalty.

Sucks for him shes a bone sniffer. He Carry's wet wipes because his girls a bone sniffer. He shouldn't have married a bone sniffer knowing he pokes anything that moves if he didn't want it to end in divorce.

by Fuzzy nuggets October 5, 2019

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the bones

Something that is satisfactory or agreeable.

That concert I went to last night was the bones!

by Rex Moreau January 31, 2017

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T-Bone

An act where someone with a colostomy bag lays down on their back and allows their partner to insert their penis into the colon hole for sexual gratification

Alex decided they wanted to T-Bone with Jay for the first time 8 months after the accident, when they finally felt more comfortable with allowing things into their colon hole.

by Wallop-A-Gallop August 4, 2021

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Bones & Dones

Sunday morning hookup, and then getting doughnuts afterwards. Sometimes also includes coffee.

Worker 1: Hey girl hey, how was your weekend?
Worker 2: Aw, hun- it was great! My man came over yesterday morning and we did a whole Bones & Dones thing and now I’ve already passed my carb limit for the week, plus I’m walking funny. 11/10 I’d do it again.

by Frito Pie May 29, 2021

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Water Boning

When you engage in sexual intercourse with a prostitute by drawing a hot bath and sitting her on the edge of the tub. As you enter her, you push her under the water and hold her there until she becomes a hooker. Her struggle causes your climax.

I ordered up a hot redhead prostitute. I ended up water boning her in the hotel. Now she is a hooker sleeping with Ursala.

by anonymous June 29, 2021

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