A text message that reaches your phone without making a noise, vibrating, or indicating in any way that you have received said text. The ninja-textee is shocked to find, minutes later, that there is a text in their inbox.
Guy: "Hello? You there? I've texted you like three times!"
Girl: "Oh fuck, sorry I didn't see the message!"
Guy: "Must've been a ninja-text!"
Girl: "Oh fuck, sorry I didn't see the message!"
Guy: "Must've been a ninja-text!"
by TextMessageNinja November 27, 2011
Get the ninja-textmug. "dude did you see that hilarious and wonderful tweet vanja just made?"
"oh robert youre such a va-ninja!"
"oh robert youre such a va-ninja!"
by fairybelled October 24, 2020
Get the va-ninjamug. by XxCocksucker69xX February 2, 2019
Get the Ninjamug. by Wax Ninja June 19, 2014
Get the Wax ninjamug. Damn my in-laws are visiting again! Gotta go on a ninja mission to get high!
Sarah just got a new girlfriend. She works at the mall. Ninja mission?
Marah just had her baby, let’s go on a ninja mission tonight and drop off some food!
Sarah just got a new girlfriend. She works at the mall. Ninja mission?
Marah just had her baby, let’s go on a ninja mission tonight and drop off some food!
by YubNub83 September 5, 2019
Get the ninja missionmug. Get yourself some fine lookin’ ninja poodles if you want to avoid being the target of a kidnap attempt.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 31, 2022
Get the ninja poodlesmug. A popular Twitch Booby Streamer. Highly praised for his almost overwhelming, copious amounts of respect for the female gender. He became well known after various collaborations with the popular celebrity: Dwayne (The Rock) Johnson In films such as: "The Boy In Striped Pajamas(2008)" and "The Emoji Movie(1945)". Ninja is 376 years old and suffering from the globally devastating disease, Ligma. Ninja is also famous for both birthing and shooting in the testicle, Adolf Hitler. Ninja is possibly the first human being to ascend and make contact with unfathomable cosmic beings.
by Paul Ninja August 16, 2018
Get the Ninja (Paul)mug.