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Straight, cis, white men

The holy water to petrify the devil; aka the single combination of identities that SJWs and the current state lefties are at (radical liberalism) and are losing their shit over. It came with the rise of "wokeness" in the 2010s, particularly.

*Usually a way to refer to those modern feminists and LGBTQ+ advocates and allies despise. Often said, when serious/unironic, without care or awareness of how sexist, racist, and overall discriminatory it is, or as a propagating phrase to indoctrinate and mislead. Rose to popularity through TikTok, Twitter, and Tumblr; the smelly depths of the Internet, really.

Sometimes accompanied with "old," like when referring to those who made the Roe v. Wade decision.

Simply put, the final boss modern day liberals claim are perpetually feeding into their suffering.
Blue-haired they/them: Leave it to you straight, cis, white men to take away my rights as a non-binary, pansexual girlboss.

Their estranged father: You were exactly who you hated before 2018.
by thoughtscanberead December 4, 2023
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straight white

1: Cocaine.

2: A "straight white male", a term used either as a symbol of pride by the scummiest possible people (racist sexist homophobic Neo-Nazis) or derogatorily by SJWs.
1:

Druggie: "I'm gonna go snort some of the straight white and be right back, 'kay?"

2.1:

Neo-Nazi Fanfic: "It is the year 2050, I am the last straight white male. This is my story."

2.2:
You: "People like Andrew Tate deserve to be arrested."
SJW: "Shut up. You're a straight white male and straight white males are the end of the world!"
by PLMMJ December 7, 2023
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straight

someone who pretends to be straight because they are either in denial or have homophobic friends or fam
nick blushed at Brian but still said "I'm straight"
by jazzie<3 December 18, 2023
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Straight

A way in which to say "okay" or "alright"
Man 1: Hey dude, I'll let you know when I get there
Man 2: Straight
by Steaksetfrites October 27, 2019
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Straight

Deserving of Genuine happiness. The superior superior Supersayians.
"Straight people are so F*cking Elated."

-referring to people with Large penises and proportionate clitorises.
by Reuben Stamos November 1, 2019
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non-straight gangbang

A Non-Straight Gangbang is what happens when the girl leaves the gangbang early or doesn't even bother to show up. Your normal everyday gangbang becomes a non-straight gangbang when the guys who remain want to continue the "festivities." Hilarity ensues during the process of selecting the person who is the new one to be gangbanged.
Aging porn star Amber Waves left her gangbang wayyy to early and the remaining guys decided to have a non-straight gangbang.
by Amador the King November 22, 2021
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damn straight

friend:did they win?
me: damn straight
by pinkwhit November 3, 2021
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