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Donkey Punch

When you turn your back to a raid boss and it hits you in the back.
Wow, Donkey sure is a shit tank, he got donkey punched pretty good.
by Gonzor February 18, 2021
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Ass Punch

When you slap your dick on a bitch's ass.
Oh, man, that ass punch almost made me cum!
by 69's the best June 10, 2017
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Fruit Punch

Fruit Punch is a delicious drink. It’s a very nice drink to have in the summer, at parties, really at any time. That’s whats special about it! If its in a carton, you can throw it down the sewer so the rats will drink it. They sure will enjoy it! Fruit Punch is refreshing. It can help you relax for once in the world. In conclusion, you should appreciate the existence of fruit punch.
‘What drink are we gonna bring to the party?” “Fruit punch.”
by kirby1000 May 29, 2022
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Jumont punch

"While performing sexual intercoarse in a doggy style position" at the moment of ejaculation strike the back of your partners head with all the force you can muster up and while they are unconscious throw a pack of ramen noodles on their back and say "thank you g" and run their wallets and belongings before leaving
I met this girl on tinder it was nice before i had to jumont punch her
by Jumont 357 October 16, 2016
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Joey punch

Same as Donkey Punch, but in Australia.
I gave that Sheila a right Joey Punch last night, mate.
by Sarcia26 July 19, 2019
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when a woman gives a man a blowjob and he ejaculates into her mouth, she spits the semen all over his face then immediately punches him as hard as she can right in the eye.
"dude what happened to your eye?"
"...my girlfriend Protein Payback punched me last night aka (PPP) for donkey punching her last weekend"

Protein Payback Punch aka (PPP)
by Billiejo.r93 November 5, 2012
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Three Punch Marty

Instead of free throws, when opposing basketball players foul they must enter a ring and get three slaps or receive three slaps
The Blazers could have really benefited from Three Punch Marty against Stef last night
by eriqp April 17, 2017
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