Hot Mexican Piss

The act of taking an angry shit in the middle of Nevada desert while on a 9 hour road trip after you have eaten nothing but Mexican food and drank cheap beer.

Hey Jimbo! Pull over. I've got to take a Hot Mexican Piss.

by TasteyT September 10, 2018

blethan's piss juice

The best drink to ever exist on this planet.
Made of pure, natural and fresh piss.

100% sugar free

{Lukas:} Hey Alex, have you tried blethan's piss juice?
{Alex:} Wtf Lukas no and where did you get that fro-
{Lukas:} *shoves the juice into Alex's mouth*
{Alex:} Holy shit this is actually.. AMAZING!
{Lukas:} *smirk* knew you'd love it.

by Bonk October 27, 2020

True Love’s Piss

When a woman sits on a toilet with her legs spread, and her true love squats or kneels, taking aim at the opening between the seat, and simultaneously urinates. This ceremony can be taken to new heights through maintained eye contact or crossing streams.

Oh my goodness Jessica, I know I’m gonna be with Jake forever now cause last night we got smashed and engaged in True Love’s Piss

by No.One.Actually July 25, 2020

Pissing on his table

A guest is taking too much advantage of a host's hospitality.

"You're always pissing on his table"

"Dude come on why you gotta piss on my table"

"Chad was pissing on Josh's table at the party last night"

by ThrowawayAcoutn October 14, 2014

Piss fly fountain

Piss fly fountain. When you are at the urinal and the piss flies attack. You knock them down with a fierce piss fountain.

The piss flys were attacking like kamakazis, so I let loose with the piss fly fountain. ( notify anyone at adjacent urinals)

by Kronny February 5, 2017

piss your khakis

A term referring to when someone (usually a white person) is getting heated over a simple problem that isn't as big of a deal as they're making it out to be. Can be used regardless of if the person is wearing khakis or not.

"Ay, bro, don't piss your khakis, I'll pick up some rash cream later."

by billybattleaxe August 29, 2018

living room pissed

When a dishevelled ginger man enters the living room of a house and doesn't leave until he is 100% out of his mind from drinking tinny's all day or consequently blacks out.

Guy 1: Ay' up where's Doug?
Guy 2: Did he not turn up for work today?
Guy 1: No.
Guy 2: My guess is it being a Monday he's most probably still living room pissed.

by MidlandManc June 27, 2017