upside down pizza

When the female suck the males dick and then kisses the male, transferring the cum to the mans mouth, witch is proceeded with the man spitting the cum in the woman's vagina (giving her a rim job).

I did the upside down pizza with you teacher.

by Me.merpy March 8, 2016

I'll order a pizza and pay for it

What you tell a girl that doesn't like you. But you can't take a hint so you offer a pizza.

Boy:"Hey do you want to hang out Thursday? I'll order a pizza and pay for it!"

Girl: ummmmm sorry I have other plans...

by Riley212 July 11, 2016

Alarm Clock Pizza

When you get really drunk and order a pizza online after the store has closed. You forget that you ordered a pizza because you were drunk and there is a pizza in the stores queue in the morning. They proceed to deliver the pizza when they reopen in the morning. You hear a knock on your door while you are sleeping and in the doorway stands the pizza man who just served as your alarm clock.

**Knock Knock**
Ben (answers door): Damnit Blake! did you order a pizza last night?
Blake: I don't think so, we were pretty drunk though let me check my app.
Blake: Ah shit, looks like I ordered a pizza at 3:30am last night.
Ben: Classic, another alarm clock pizza.

by pussylicker12 October 19, 2016

mason the greatest pizza flipper

a dope ass pizza flipper who has sick fucking skills and could still anyone's bitch

Dude have you heard of mason the greatest pizza flipper ever

by gay rabbit January 25, 2017

flip my pizza

My uncle told me to flip his pizza. I have no clue what the fuck it means

"Go Flip my pizza boy" Anon's uncle exclaimed
"What the fuck?" Anon responded with confusion

by Vinneyhd May 4, 2018

Tuna that eats pizza

legend says that the only cure to a melting heart is a kiss from a tuna that eats pizza but that’s just hearsay, so maybe it’s not true .

Girl: my heart is melting !!!
Boy: just kiss a tuna that eats pizza that had eaten pizza so that it can stop the melting.

by Nova760 October 8, 2018

I’m with the pizza party

I’m with the pizza party is a great repsonse or way to get away with anything. If you want something done or want something in general just refer that your in the pizza party. And you will get it.

Guy 1:Dude I want some pizza
Guy 2: can’t were out
Guy 1: but I’m with the pizza party

Guy 2: sorry sir I’ll get you pizza right away

Cop sir your not aloud to smoke marajuana in this area
Guy it’s ok I’m with the pizza party
Cop carry on then

by Legitscholarship dude December 17, 2018