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Straight Crisis

When you want dick but also want pussy
HELP I WANNA RIDE DICK MORE THAN I CURRENTLY WANT TO EAT PUSSY, STRAIGHT CRISIS ALERT!!
by StuffysDefs December 27, 2022
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Straight Scheuermann's

The epitome of neuro degenerative disease. The worst thing to ever happen to anyone ever. Slowly killing your ability to function as you slowly become more and more autistic. No one wants to be a straight scheuermann's
Robbie: I just found out he has the straight scheuermann's

Troy: I’d rather be Fucking dead than have the straight scheuermann's

Robbie: begins to hang and tie a noose
by ChairMan202 December 29, 2022
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Trans-straight

Trans-straight -> To be a transgender person, but like the opposite gender of the one you transitioned to
Person 1: I'm trans-straight

Person 2: oh that clears up the confusion on what I should say your Sexuality is
by Atl4s the trans-straight January 9, 2023
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dire straight

When a heterosexual is in an uncomfortable, non-heterosexual, situation.
Being his first trip to Las Vegas, Thomas found himself in a dire straight after he got drunk in the wrong kind of bar.
by Nyktlplk January 12, 2023
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pencil straight

by darkmatter829 November 26, 2023
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honorary gay straight friend

A Platonic friend of a member of the opposing gender who, for whatever reason, does not fulfill the function of a boy/girlfriend, but they go back a number of years, they can confide in each other to a limited extent, and there is an expectation that things will not turn romantic/sexual. Similar to the "work wife" or "work husband" (assuming there is no affair). Bartenders, male and female, and a lot of workers with public-facing jobs tend to have many honorary gay straight friends.
"Nikki said she would text Mikey about the shin-dig we were having."

"Why would she text his ass? I thought she was with Craig."

"They're just cool. Mikey is one of her honorary gay straight friends."
by The Speechcrafter November 29, 2023
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Straight, cis, white men

The holy water to petrify the devil; aka the single combination of identities that SJWs and the current state lefties are at (radical liberalism) and are losing their shit over. It came with the rise of "wokeness" in the 2010s, particularly.

*Usually a way to refer to those modern feminists and LGBTQ+ advocates and allies despise. Often said, when serious/unironic, without care or awareness of how sexist, racist, and overall discriminatory it is, or as a propagating phrase to indoctrinate and mislead. Rose to popularity through TikTok, Twitter, and Tumblr; the smelly depths of the Internet, really.

Sometimes accompanied with "old," like when referring to those who made the Roe v. Wade decision.

Simply put, the final boss modern day liberals claim are perpetually feeding into their suffering.
Blue-haired they/them: Leave it to you straight, cis, white men to take away my rights as a non-binary, pansexual girlboss.

Their estranged father: You were exactly who you hated before 2018.
by thoughtscanberead December 4, 2023
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