touch man

One who lights another person's fart.

Ok fellas - this is gonna be a showstopper !
Touch man, are you ready ?

by London El Vis September 30, 2005

man sexy

man sexy: a.
1. to be masculinely sexy.
2. for a man to look extremely sexy in the eyes of women.

"damn! even in jen's pin-striped slacks i'm man sexy.

by concretefeet July 2, 2005

man stain

a stain resulting from sporadic uncontrolled ejacultion in a cheap hotel room

Damn dude, that man stain I left at motel 6 is gonna leave me without my security deposit.

by frenchphish May 4, 2005

man....aise

a term for the thick creamy substance excreted from a mans penis after sexual activity, commonly refered to ass jizz, semen, nut, cum, or sperm

that dude sure has lots of man...aise

by jim May 6, 2005

man antler

A penis consisting of 7 inches or more, anything less is not applicable to the term.

Holy shit! Check out Antonio's man antler! That has to be bigger than 7 inches!

by Blue Cali March 5, 2008

Ballsack Man

A noun that can be used to answer any question asking for the name of a person. Usually in an attempt to tell that person to mind their own business.

"Who's on the phone?"

"It's Ballsack Man."

by Apple Bob March 26, 2008

excalibur man

A man boy who tells outrageous stories about 6 foot speakers blowing off girls clothes. An Excalibur Man will also tell any over exaggerated story possible.

Most likely to meet while Disc Golfing.

Origin of name - He was named after a disc was thrown (while disc golfing) and got stuck in the grass similar to Excalibur's sword in the stone.

Excalibur Man: "Hey guys! I love drinking tilt because when the cops look at you they think you are drinking an energy drink, but it really has alcohol in it"

Excalibur Man: "I once met this girl who's really hot at a strip club. We brought her home and set up 6 foot speakers around her and she was looking really hot. I turned up the volume all the way and all of her clothes blew off. It was Amazing!"

by showcase June 19, 2008