ass-fracking

When one washes his undercarriage (ass, balls and taint - the whole 9 yards) using high pressure water device, such as a hand-held shower head on jet-pulse mode.

I have been traveling for a good week now. I tell you what, when I get home I am gonna have to double up on my ass-fracking to make myself feel clean again.

I just don't feel complete unless I ass-frack.

by Mcdizzle August 11, 2014

yellow ass

The mustard colored appearance of someone's ass crack, due to shit being wiped and or smeared .

That bitch had yellow ass. She stunk like straight shit.

by saquafare is everywhere February 25, 2015

Ass month

You can slap anybody ass for the month of May

Guy:I slapped that bitch ass
Guy 2: THATS MY MOM
Guy: It’s national slap ass month

by National free head May 1, 2019

Ratchet Ass

Cop-speak for a "frequent flyer". One who is always in trouble, always screwing up, or a drain on society.

There's Bubba. Wonder what that ratchet ass is up to now?

by RangerAl August 27, 2013

swamp ass

when your butthole leaks and is very wet

i hade such bad swamp ass cats followed me for a week

by couragewolf127 March 6, 2011

Ass Bass

When she slams down on your dick so hard the vibrations of her huge ass carry to your ears making you hear a low note.

Yeah man, dat booty is as good as it looks. The ass bass was craaaaaaaaaaaaaazy man

by TheHunterOfPussy June 13, 2018

Ass Pilot

1. One who controls the ass during anal sex. Typically used in reference to gay males. "Pilot" implies that this is a master of anal sex.
2. A person that is tailgating you on the freeway.

(first definition)
Come over here and fuck me in the ass you Ass Pilot.

(second definition)
*looking in rearview mirror*
Get off my ass you fucking Ass Pilot!!!

by wufei September 9, 2004