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David Beckhamandcheese

A funny name to represent a footballer that is a fatass or obsese as fuck.
Chris: What team do you play for?
John: LA Galaxy
Chris: How much you weight?
John:410 pounds
Chris: GAH DAHM!!! YOU FUCKIN DAVID BECKHAMANDCHEESE!!!
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 19, 2023
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David Stinson

Looser kid that cries over food on the daily
Like david stinson aint pushing p, cus I took his food and he snitched
by DavidStinsonHater January 18, 2022
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David Mendez

Cute, caring Person. Loves the people that are special to him. Works out from Monday’s to Fridays. He is in love with Gus.
David is the cutest human being.

He’s hot.
by Gustave May 16, 2019
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Valve <<<Steam>>> Is Own By David Styles, Legally

Valve <<<Steam>>> Is Own By David Styles, Legally
Valve <<<Steam>>> Is Own By David Styles, Legally
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
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David

the kind of guy who has to starve himself to have a sixpack. all he ever talks about is how big his muscles are. he has an ugly ass birthmark on his chin. he thinks he's going to be a lottery pick in both the nba and nfl. but we all know that if he does get on a team he'll go down as an undrafted free agent that the team only picks up to fill the roster in. after games he'll party hard, but no one will know who he is and when the team is getting high on cap space they'll have to let him go. although it's not a huge loss, his wife will leave him with his 3 kids, DeShawn, MarShawn, and Bill. he'll then try acting and book his first gig as an extra on a show that gets cancelled after it's second episode because it's very garbage.
David: ma i just got drafted
David 3 years later: ma i just got accepted into the plummers association!
by i.hate.guners July 6, 2019
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David

David has a big dick he is a good kisser he is always hard he like to have sex with his girlfriend if you know a person named David or next to one ask him
Dam David you have a big boner aka boner boy for live
by Bigdavid01650 November 22, 2021
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David Finance

Guy: oh no I am in big trouble
Guy’s friend: WE NEED DAVID FINANCE HE CAN HELP YOU
by Davifinase June 17, 2024
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