cheese and toasted

When a girl who is lactating sprays breast milk all over a persons face.

Cabbage Patch man was a freak and loved milk with his cookies so he had Whitney spray milk all over his face while her rubbed oreo cookies off his milky skin and ate them in a feverish manner while twisting her other nipple to splurge more milk while yelling at the top of his lungs, "More Cheese and toast, more cheese and toasted, daddy wants more cheese and toasted!!"

by Caspius April 24, 2008

Creampie Cheese

Fremented jizz clumps that have been in a chick overnight because the bitch was too lazy to get out of bed and clean her snatch.

Sally had a hard time digging out the Creampie Cheese the morning after a came in her. Later on, Sally ended up getting an aboption.

by gmunneeluv April 16, 2010

hoochie cheese

the cottage cheese looking shit you have in your crotch when you have a yeast infection and have sex and dont clean your self up afterward and let all that fester for a week or two

Dag girl, you need some monistat, you curdled down threre you got the hoochie cheese!

A nasty chunky discharge mixed with cum.

by roomate s dirty girl January 4, 2010

cheese grater

also known as a cock grinder, it's when a womans pussy is seemingly sharp, which leaves ur cock red raw

pain and pleasure or nothing

choices, choices!

person1: i heard this girl im about 2 fuck has a sharp pussy, or cheese grater wot do i do
person2: take it like a man and fuck the bitch!!
person1: cheers bud!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) October 7, 2009

half cheese

Describes a yellow school bus that is about half the size as a normal buss. Sometimes equiped with a wheelchair ramp.

There goes the half cheese.

by spamtastic June 15, 2006

chest cheese

A slang definition for phlegm; mucus of the respiratory tract.

I coughed up a nasty wad of chest cheese this morning.

by Michael Sutthampham October 23, 2005

cheese dick

Someone who is very greedy with their stuff and hardly ever shares. The Jude of person who leaves a note telling sombody that it is theirs. Wether it is tasty food (like cookie dough for example) or a new game they bought.

"Dude Dennis is such a cheese dick with his stuff"

by Bo brown nose May 24, 2014