bone dry

Bone dry is a phrase commonly used to describe general retardedness of any non handicapped person or any person that is any of the following: twisted, wasted, high, fucked, trippin, shroomin, ripped, comatose, smashed. See also several advanced states including but not limited to: bonemotherfuckingdry, megabone, comabone and at times soberbone.

"Dude! You just fell on your face! You're bone dry!"

"Some bonemotherfuckingdry jackass forgot my shoes."

"Dude! Is Casey megaboned already? We just got here!"

"I can't remember last night, I must have been comabone."

"Some soberbone guy just gave me too much change, let's get bone."

by little blake2 June 5, 2017

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Get the bone drymug.

et bone

Two faced dickhead. His diss tracks are terrible!!!! He is a two time cheating asshole. His dick is as black as charcoal, and his haircut lays even the most ferocious pussy.

This guy stole my bitch yesterday, what an et bone

by Ye boi Lulu June 6, 2018

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Get the et bonemug.

Bone burn

The abrasions received on a guys penis from the unwelcome friction created during a extended sexual encounter with a chick who has a not groomed her pubic area recently.
A problem that was more prevalent during the 1980's "untamed bush" era.

Hey bro. Did you end up dogging the chick I saw you with at the party the other night? Yeah man. We fucked like porn stars. I ended up with a case of Bone Burn that the medical journals would be proud to feature.

by Woody Stump December 4, 2016

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