Blow the Gaff

To knock one out on to a piece of cloth - in most cases a hankerchief - roll it up and hide it under the bed covers.

Guy: hey, why you late today? Been waiting for ages...

Friend: Sorry man, had to blow the gaff first.

Guy: Did you wash your hands?

by Crazy Meka September 16, 2009

blow up job

Inflatable coitus

Yo! Did you see him give Frosty a blow up job in the front yard?!

by LadyLonglegs34 May 14, 2021

blow-buy

Where a gal "purchases" a guy's assistance with one or more fellatio-sessions.

Monica Blewisnky is so smilingly attractive and has such huge luscious smoochy lips that she is usually able to get eager studs to assist her without having to pay them any money; she simply blow-buys anything she needs from them.

by QuacksO July 24, 2019

zombie blow job

When the blower pretends to be a zombie as they hoark the cock.

My girlfriend got all tuned up on wine coolers and bath salts and gave me a zombie blow job. I need some neosporin.

by Cully Mumbles September 30, 2017

Slow Blow

A slow blow job that involves ice in the mouth.

Yoooo my girl just a slow blow and it made my dick feel like it was in an ice bath.

by Peeeeeeeeeeeeeen July 8, 2019

Blow Hole

Mix a shot glass of your fav liquor and cream. The person who is the "whale" gets on all fours and sticks their ass in the air. Then the person sticks confetti up their ass and then wedges the shot glass filled with liquor in their asshole. A second person then takes the shot with only their mouth while the "whale" pushes with their abdomen to shoot out the confetti into the air.

I took a Blow Hole out of her ass and it was super creamy.

by PistolPeat December 21, 2022

Ream-n- blow

When a guy ( usually lying on his back ) receives a blow job and has his ass reamed by a girl at the same time . The reamer has to use at least three fingers for it to qualify as a true ream-n-blow .

After a night of drinking we ended up in the sack and she gave me a long, hard ,deep ,wet , ream-n- blow !!!

by Ream-n-blow May 16, 2018