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by Shake some ass April 6, 2023
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Queen of Blow Jobs

The chosen one. A girl who could end world hunger with the grace of her mouth. This mouth will bring you the clarity of self actualization and best life living. World peace resides within the confines of her oral cavity. The chosen one will suck you into an alternate existence and blissful slurp you down a spiritual awakening
That girl Aly is the Queen of Blow Jobs, I got life altering fellacio.
by Therestareruinedforme April 6, 2023
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nut and blow

When a man ejaculates in your mouth and then you use his cum to make a spitball and blow it back at him.
Man I have a wicked welt on my forehead after that nut and blow last night
by AlexisNoel April 14, 2023
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Thaaaaar she blows

When she farts during entry, and you yell in a pirates voice, "Thaaaaaar she blows"
Man I screwed this chick last night and she farted as soon as I penetrated her and I yelled "Thaaaaar she blows!!!!"
by RV Bangers April 18, 2023
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you finna blow

You're about to make me mad, you tripping.
by 216ki April 19, 2023
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blow job amnesia

noun

When you perform oral sex (fellatio) on a male and he completely forgets any conversations you had or commitments he made before said blow job.
This guy I'm seeing asked me if I was free for lunch next week but I never heard another peep about it after performing oral sex on him a few days after he asked me out. He must have blow job amnesia.
by Wordy Witch April 20, 2023
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Mississippi blow gun

Placing pez in your pee hole before you nut inside an orifice
Bend over, looks like you need a Mississippi blow gun!
by Dingis232 May 3, 2023
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