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bone dry

Bone dry is a phrase commonly used to describe general retardedness of any non handicapped person or any person that is any of the following: twisted, wasted, high, fucked, trippin, shroomin, ripped, comatose, smashed. See also several advanced states including but not limited to: bonemotherfuckingdry, megabone, comabone and at times soberbone.
"Dude! You just fell on your face! You're bone dry!"

"Some bonemotherfuckingdry jackass forgot my shoes."

"Dude! Is Casey megaboned already? We just got here!"

"I can't remember last night, I must have been comabone."

"Some soberbone guy just gave me too much change, let's get bone."
by little blake2 June 5, 2017
mugGet the bone drymug.

Bone Hurting Juice

1. A type of juice that, true to its name, causes immense, unexplained pain in the bones

2. The (often intentional) misuse of a meme template
"What was that drink you left on my desk?"

"Bone hurting juice."

"It tasted good!...Ow my bones hurt oof ow ouch"
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 21, 2023
mugGet the Bone Hurting Juicemug.

on the meat bone

when you're really smart
"man that dudes really on the meat bone today"
by whipwhipnaenae December 7, 2020
mugGet the on the meat bonemug.

Steveland, The Bone Sarcomian: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted tonperianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Steveland, The Bone Sarcomian: The First Juvenile Release.
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian February 2, 2025
mugGet the Steveland, The Bone Sarcomian: The First Juvenile Release.mug.

Hepatious Bone

Hepatious Bone (noun) hɑ/peɪ/ʃ/ʌs/ : typically seen as a good omen, a godly blessing, or otherwise positive vibe type beat. Some cultures believe to also be a sign of fortune. In recent times, Hepatious Bone has been found inside modern cuisine such as pizza, promting the cultural zietgeihst of "boneless pizza" as finding this here is often a very bad omen, akin to a banshee's wailing (Yourself or someone close to you dying after hearing this scream).

Other definitions
Hepatious Bone (Epcot) : The bones that Mr. Skeltal's Skeleton Army are made out of, reinforced by years of calcium consumption and prayer
"Hepatious Bone" :)
by Rocket Hops February 2, 2025
mugGet the Hepatious Bonemug.

Stack the bones

Have you ever wondered how many bones two people can stack?
How many bones can you stack?
I dunno, maybe we should stack the bones and find out.
by Ass raccoon October 23, 2022
mugGet the Stack the bonesmug.

relax your bones

by BossTruth October 4, 2020
mugGet the relax your bonesmug.

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