Apple Springs ISD

Apple Springs is an independent school district located in East Texas. Well known for how bad their athletes, staff, administration, teachers, students, and cafeteria food. All are well below par and all seem to struggle in their respective areas.

I went to Apple Springs ISD for a week and this place sucks ass.

by Lightning_stick01 March 31, 2022

Apple

Delicious. Tho if we listen, we also find roots. Evolution.

The apple wasn’t enough/ it took more to fill up.

by MichyLaMichy April 7, 2022

Apple Juice & Ice

My nigga's who know know...

Person 1: Ayo, you got that Apple Juice & Ice?

Person 2: Hell yeah you know how I do bro.

by 46kOnBroadway4mnyMen April 9, 2022

Apple iPhone 176200277

Apple iPhone 176200277

Apple iPhone 176200277 is not out yet

by [ Deleted User ] April 12, 2022

Apple Balls

When your penis is small, as in under average, but your balls are the size of a double d bra.

Have you heard of Joshua, I heard he had Apple Balls.

by SlavicPotator69 April 17, 2022

Special apples

A term used to describe edibles, typically used in encoded messages signifying that you want to do drugs with your friends.

You wanna down some special apples later?
Aight bet.

by CubikLlama April 20, 2022

Apple

An American electronics company that takes the same model from last year, slaps minimal features on it, remove features, such as the headphone jack, makes it twice as expensive, and calls it a day. Also, their Macs are expensive pieces of crap that can only run 5 fps on CS:GO, so you might as well use it as a paperweight. Most Apple fans in 2020 will buy anything with the logo on it. Not to mention, they were also caught in a scandal for batterygating in 2016.

Jeff: I bought the new Apple product!
Dan: Might as well flush your money down the toilet.

by CanadianPancake January 15, 2021