All-American Weed Dog

When you roll dab wax into a thin hot dog shape, roll it in keef, then wrap it in ground marijuana. After, you wrap it with a blur wrap and get fucking zonked.

"Hey, do you wanna help me roll an all-american weed dog?"

"Nah, that shit's messy"

by BooAmGhost May 10, 2022

Great American Family

Great American Family is an American cable television network. Owned by Great American Media, it broadcasts family-oriented general entertainment programming, including television series and made-for-TV movies.

n May 2023, Great American Family announced that they would be merging with Pure Flix

by Wendysfg June 27, 2023

American Internet

It is fast af

Guy 1: This American Internet is great! It loads very fast! Better than Australian Internet.

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by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 6, 2024

American Oligarchy

The billionaires and the puppet politicians they installed who ruined Western civilization through wars and dividing & conquering people with extremist positions.

The American version of the Iranian Mullahs.

It took the American population way too fuckin long to realize the American Oligarchy is 100% gay. When are you going to stop listening to some queen on TV being fed lines to promote another queen? The stupid era of America's corrupt two party system is over.

by Publius0987 April 9, 2025

american bidet

Taking a shit and then hopping in the shower and using the shower to clean off your butthole, preferably with a jet setting.

Yeah, toilet paper is a scam. I just hop in the shower and do the ol' american bidet and then use a little soap.

by Jobungus October 3, 2023

New American Dream

Three hots (meals) and a cot (bed).

I wanted a mansion overlooking a bay, but now that I'm broke, homeless, and fucked-up, I'd settle for three hots and a cot, my New American Dream.

by Daily Planet Reporter August 28, 2012