A shit gay dudes version of real football, a bunch of nonces running about two footing 17 year olds.
Person 1: Come watch my 5 aside football match
Person 2: Nah bro so gay you’ll just get two footed by nonces lad.
Person 2: Nah bro so gay you’ll just get two footed by nonces lad.
by Footballisgaybro June 4, 2021

by Welove69happybirthdayrob December 1, 2020

Something random that often appears in YouTube texting shorts, pretty much means get ready to pull a Diddy with me
by marcothemonkey68421 November 13, 2024

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by Azora_101 May 7, 2022

5 and yur
by Jason Murdough December 4, 2024
