by Bust.a.left.nutzz. January 2, 2019
Get the Pearl Middle Schoolmug. Colonial Middle School is a place that will make you want to kill yourself. You will not meet anyone nice here unless you are a 5’1 busty Latina with quadruple f cups, a white or white washed bony girl yielding Starbucks, a privileged Caucasian male with the same copy and paste ice cream scoop haircut, or a black kid who leans into the stereotypical black boy/girl stereotype for the amusement of said white males. If you don’t like any of these descriptions, I would recommend running for the hills FAR FAR away from this school. If you’re already enrolled, prepare to be outcast, a lifetime of therapy, or death. If you still decide to come for the academic aspect, you will be sorely disappointed. The teachers refuse to teach and have an outburst when the students test scores reflect this. If you happen to meet a teacher who is nice to you and CAN teach, they are most likely a pedophile. Not only this, I would not feed any of this school food to Jeffery Epstein. It is often expired, undercooked, or is simply “straight up ASS.” The bathrooms are also FILTHY. If there aren’t popular kids slurping on geek bars like their lives depend on it giving you dirty looks for simply needing to use the bathroom, there are shit, period blood, or piss on the floors and walls. In short, do not attend this school if you do not have the funds for rehab after graduation.
by nooodiabetoorollbacktokitchen July 16, 2025
Get the Colonial Middle Schoolmug. a place where you don't know what you learned because you didn't learn anything and Grammarly is like a video game because it drives you insane with boredom, boredom being the very definition of math class, and Chinese class is a nightmare and there's way too much homework and your friend gets too choose when they get to go to school and they got to choose to be in Spanish class instead of Chinese which we've been having to do for years and then she tells your enemy that you have brain problems and she calls you slow behind your back so is she really your friend she reads your diary and then makes fun of you and when you and...
by PhantomWolf347 November 17, 2022
Get the Middle Schoolmug. A place where all of your friends fuck the literal shit out of each other. If only you were part of that bigass orgy pile.
by edgelord666 April 6, 2017
Get the Middle Schoolmug. All the fuckin Most "Retarded" and "Menacing unpreposessing" kids go here. The moment you go to this school you are "condemned" "Retarded and |Menacing unpreposessing" and ur whole family tree is "nonexistent."
CMS kid before graduating: Lets go to "Chaboya Middle School" I want to get all them "hot cheeto girls" and be gangster on jah.
CMS kid 2 before graduating: Fr Homie I want 2 gangbang all these fake gangbangers.
CMS kid 8thgrader: I am "Retarded" and "Menacing unpreposessing."
CMS kid 2 before graduating: Fr Homie I want 2 gangbang all these fake gangbangers.
CMS kid 8thgrader: I am "Retarded" and "Menacing unpreposessing."
by Grandpa Joe. November 21, 2021
Get the Chaboya Middle Schoolmug. Fox meadow middle school is a building full of fishy ass hoes and clown ass niggas. The sports teams are usually trash but occasionally win some games. If you go here, expect to get played, fought, and brought into drama.
by nonfishybitchhh October 17, 2019
Get the Fox Meadow Middle Schoolmug. In a little town in kinda upstate NY there is a middle school with annoying 5th and 6th graders, dumbass 7th graders, and 8th graders ranging from horny asf to high asf. But you can forget abt the hot asf athletic 8th graders 🥵
Random person: what school do you go to?
Warwick kids: Warwick Valley Middle School
Random person: Oh the school where almost everyone is high, horny, or althletic?
Warwick kids: Warwick Valley Middle School
Random person: Oh the school where almost everyone is high, horny, or althletic?
by Weirddepressedshit November 23, 2020
Get the Warwick Valley Middle Schoolmug.