by uubhj October 11, 2019
To find out if YOU are a Michael, ask yourself the following questions:
"Am I a noob?"
"Do I want to be like my friend's girlfriend because she's cool?"
"Am I bad at Fortnite?"
"Do I fail a lot?"
If you answered YES to all of these, you are a Michael. Too bad.
"Am I a noob?"
"Do I want to be like my friend's girlfriend because she's cool?"
"Am I bad at Fortnite?"
"Do I fail a lot?"
If you answered YES to all of these, you are a Michael. Too bad.
Person A: My friend challenged me to a 1V1 earlier, but he failed at 11 kills to 1.
Person B: Maybe your friend is a Michael.
Person B: Maybe your friend is a Michael.
by notanoob101 July 26, 2018
A nerdy boy that looks like Jeffery Dahmer. He’ll ask you to homecoming, but you probably won’t say yes. He is not like the other boys.
“Ew why is that random 40 year-old white man trying to hang out with us? Oh wait, that’s just Michael. He probably just got back from church camp.”
by stePmanang September 02, 2021
This michael is fucked the fuck up but is still caring, his background is hard and he wont tell you when he's upset, but would let you know when he loves you and has a really kinky side spreads his toes weirdly but still makes you laugh. this michael is a virgo and pared with a capricorn(me) you guys had a relationship and now a situatioship, complicationship but acted like a couple smokes alot of fucking weed then forgets what happened the next day or after 3 hours, he will have deep conversations with you and tell you personal shit you cant use aginst him and when your with him and that moments over youll miss him like crazt listen to "Glimpse of us" by Joji crying on reapeat becuase you love and miss him
Hoe girl #1: why she fuck with him when he ugly?
Hoe girl #2: right neva me!
Ex girl best friend (his): yea thatz best
me: makes me happy das my Michael,and i love him💗💗💗
Hoe girl #2: right neva me!
Ex girl best friend (his): yea thatz best
me: makes me happy das my Michael,and i love him💗💗💗
by That bitch that will be there July 02, 2022
An amazingly strange and smart individual. Has a very unique personality and is pretty easy to get along with. He sometimes likes to argue with you, but that's just his way of having fun. Great with art and poetry. Very easy going and laid back, living, caring, just like an adorable teddy bear. Helps out with problems but knows when its appropriate to just listen. Loves to help out the people he cares about and spends too much of his time on the ones close to his heart. He's a very forgiving person, but god help you if you piss him off. Revenge is part of his nature. And he's very good at exacting it. Either he'll love you or he'll hate you. There is no in between. And it's always better to be on his loving side, cause he can really f*ck you up if you aren't.
by MattX26 November 22, 2021
When you first meet Michael you'll be slightly intimidated by his resting bitch face, but soon you'll discover how funny and sweet he is. He has the cutest smile on earth and it brightens everyone's day. He has pretty eyes and a perfect body-everyone wants Michael. He gives the best bear hugs and is such a funny guy. He generally likes video games, music and sports. Every day you're friends with him, you learn more and more about how lovely he is. He is angelic and must be protected at all costs (but he's a bitch if he hates you)
by michaelismwah November 23, 2021
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