cookie uterus

A boyfriend who supplies cookies.

1. That cracka is such a cookie uterus. He gives dat gurl cookies every day uv da week. Shit yeah son~.

by CookieUterus February 27, 2009

Preacher cookie

A cookie you give your children, when you want them to go outside and not come back in until your parents are done doing the nasty.

“Kids come get your preacher cookie, you know what time it is!”

by Emjay bongsweed January 6, 2024

Cookie da dog

Cookie is so cute CoOkIe Is So CuTe COOKIE IS SO CUTTETTETETETETETETETEETTETETE
Halp

Cookie is so cuteeee.I love you cookie Idc if I'm annoying 😋😋😋😋😋😼❤🙃🍑😼🍑💔💀🙄💀🙄❤✨🍑⚠🙏⚠💲💲⚠💲🍑😏❤😂🍑 omg help

Cookie is such a cute dog so try not.to die of cuteness

A female dog

Cookie da dog is so cute I want to squish her and hug her heleppelepelel

by Whyareyoulookingat August 19, 2023

Cookie Farting

The unconsented drop of advertising cookies on a web user's browser by publishers/retailers prior to consenting, or despite not having consented, to 3rd party tracking cookies.

"how do these ad tech firms gather so much data on users while most people opt out of tracking nowadays?"
They're just cookie farting all over the your browser, placing cookies without your consent...

by parisianben79 December 6, 2023

cookie mile

A hazing event where someone has to run a mile with a cookie in between their ass cheeks. If the cookie breaks before the mile is finished, they must eat it.

Person 1: “Why is he running like that?”
Person 2: “We are making him run the cookie mile since he lost in fantasy football.”

by EpicPenisMuncher2001 December 4, 2023

What do you want, a cookie?

A sarcastic retort you use on someone when they tell you something you don't give two flying fadoodles about.

Random Facebook person: This is my first (insert completely random item here) of the year!!!!!!

Someone else: What do you want, a cookie?

by Pialinist January 8, 2023

cookie swap

When two male friends need to appreciate eachothers manliness. They also use this time to enjoy one another’s “cookies”. This typically occurs at the local pub and sometimes makes its way back to the car. There are sometimes Hershey kisses involved.

“Wow, that cookie swap last night really tired me out!”

by Mandingleberryfun December 29, 2022