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trouble talk

Woman use it to create rapport, men will avoid it even at the risk of their status. Basically, drama, squabbling, quarreling, death "threats," blackmailing, gossiping, etc, whether it be in person, in public or in private, on the phone, over social media or text, even Snapchat, etc.
Wife: "You're a piece of shit, screw you."
Husband: "Okay."
Ten minutes later:
"You fucking CUNT BITCH, I will have you deported to fucking Vietnam."
Wife: "Oh, good, maybe then I could find a real man, even they aren't as tiny as you, jerk."
Husband: "I just measured all 8 1/4 inches of it after watching excellent Asian anal porn. If you weren't so god damn ugly, you wouldn't have a tiny problem."
Wife: "Asian Anal??? I always knew you were gay :)"
Husband: "Well that's been enough trouble talk for one day, will return in 10+ hours, going to fucking sleep, have fun at your mom's."
by Serval.Sychotic! December 3, 2014
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national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day

national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day is on the 21 of december! go text someone you antisocial fuck.
Hey we havent talked in awhile, did you know it's national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day!?
by st1tch3rs December 21, 2021
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Wtf are you talking about?

People who say "wtf are you talking about?" are complete idiots with an IQ of 50 who have zero business engaging into a conversation that they can't comprehend and that people who say "wtf are you talking about?" or "what are you on about?" must go back to 2nd grade.
Person A: Teaches Math 55
Person B: Took a nap during class
Person A: Wake up person B! Do you have an idea of what we are currently discussing?
Person B: Huh?! Wtf are you talking about?

Person A: Yeah, like I thought we were discussing the discrete probability theory so pay attention next time and I definitely you are going to get an E in this class for sure.
by X1 Gen KaneShiroX December 6, 2023
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talking a shit

when you want to describe yourself taking a shit but you seem to write "talking a shit" instead of "taking a shit". it can also mean talking about the characteristics of faeces.
Rose: (on snapchat) When you're talking a shit
George: (sees Rose's snap) Well, so the consistency of the shit is NOT WELL.
Annie: LMAO
by lovemelikeyousayyoudo May 31, 2018
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talking crisco

making an untrue statement with intent to deceive
burg isn't speaking the truth; he's talking crisco!!!
by tuffpuff June 28, 2008
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All Talk/All Action

A sleazy line used to seal the deal with trashy women.
Mother: How was your Saturday Night?
Son: Good. I used the All Talk/All Action line to seal the deal with some chick.

Sister: Don’t expect that line to work with classy women.
by Slabshack November 30, 2018
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Storm Talk

Texting from a blackberry storm that make no sense because Blackberry Storm are so hard to type on.
"Hey Brian, are you going to the game tonight?"

"Zoo."

"What?!"

"Sorry, it's the damn storm talk."

"Hey Brian, what time is the movie?"

"Sevub."

"Brian! Quit with the fucking storm talk!"
by TheChocolatePhuckMan June 14, 2009
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