Speed Limit Party

A small to medium sized social gathering where young adult Mormons get together to do bland, morally unambiguous activities such as Go Fish, crocheting, and (as the namesake suggests) driving the speed limit to the local soda jerk.

Katie invited me to hang out on Friday night, but it turned out to be a boring ass speed limit party. We made dirt cups and drank sparkling juice. I felt like I was in kindergarten again.

by Yoinky McSploinky May 14, 2025

speel

a misspelling of the word "spell" from the officalverse

Duck-Offical: "I speel it as pound"

by INeedBetterShitToDo July 6, 2025

Speed regimer

A person who looks like they would work at a diner who also owns a lot of high end equipment

Archie: have you seen Cory’s new golf set

Tony:yeah and his mustache is looking fire

Archie:he’s a speed regimer

by Gypsyguy July 28, 2025

Speed regimer

A person who looks like they would work at a diner who also owns a lot of high end equipment

Archie: have you seen Cory’s new golf set

Tony:yeah and his mustache is looking fire

Archie:he’s a speed regimer

by Gypsyguy July 28, 2025

speedbump

A combination of any type of amphetamine and cocaine. Usually snorted, but could also be gummed.

Joe: Man we got so shitfaced last night. How did you go to work today?

Gary: I hit a few speedbumps on the way.

by hotblonc August 2, 2025

speedy

when you get high by smoking weed near (or preferably) behind a speedway gas station

“wanna get speedy?”

by gigglepoop August 3, 2025

speedway slammer

When the baby oil is lovingly applied to the anus, enabling extremely fast rear entry.

With JD's help, Donald encouraged Agent Mackey to give Satan a nice Speedway Slammer.

by RhondaSantis666 August 8, 2025