Placing two to three sheets of toilet paper lengthwise along the long axis of the inspection shelf portion of a toilet. The purpose is to reduce the friction of stool as the toilet is flushed and virtually eliminate skid marks as the log goes down the flume.
That was the largest beef I have ever laid out. I am so glad I did a good pre-flight on that inspection shelf. That turd went for a magic carpet ride !
Please lay down a magic carpet when using the water closet, my back hurts and I am tired of scrubbing burn-outs off my porcelain. Danke !
Please lay down a magic carpet when using the water closet, my back hurts and I am tired of scrubbing burn-outs off my porcelain. Danke !
by Karl Hungus February 05, 2023
Wrapping someone up in a carpet and chucking them out the window of a tall building or skyscraper. (Mainly done by the mafia)
*Person 2 slaps face of person 1
Person 2- Ayy boss, since this guy won’t talk I say we send him on a Magic Carpet Ride.
Person 1- WTF is that supposed to mean?
Boss- Hehe…lets just say it will take you to a whole new world.
Person 2- Ayy boss, since this guy won’t talk I say we send him on a Magic Carpet Ride.
Person 1- WTF is that supposed to mean?
Boss- Hehe…lets just say it will take you to a whole new world.
by Ualreadyknowwwwhoitisss July 02, 2022
by DickDurkley April 20, 2019
When you pull an all-nighter at work, then take a taxi to your apartment and have them wait while you shower, and then they take you back to work.
by frosty dog October 01, 2019
"Hey look, Jean Luc Pikitty is getting a dolphin ride again."
"I'll give you fair warning Jean Luc Pikitty will want a dolphin ride if you bend over to tie your shoe!"
"Look at all of the scratches on my back. It must have been the dolphin ride."
"Can I give Jean Luc Pikitty a dolphin ride now?"
"I'll give you fair warning Jean Luc Pikitty will want a dolphin ride if you bend over to tie your shoe!"
"Look at all of the scratches on my back. It must have been the dolphin ride."
"Can I give Jean Luc Pikitty a dolphin ride now?"
by WordManiac525 May 29, 2012
by Bert-Ro December 24, 2021
by Thetruthsksks August 24, 2017