He is a weird and nasty creature. He often looks at girls as objects to put his penis in and wants to get his dick wet. He has sausage fingers and loves to give girls the cold chills. He lies about his virginity and is on the heavy side.
by Micheal Ferreira August 25, 2019
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by Uno_Bruno October 23, 2022
Get the Fucking impaired rat mug.Jerry was a naked table rat that lived his days playing around with his friends who were old, chewed gum stuck to the bottom of tables.
by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020
Get the naked table rat mug.A cleaned up rat is when a person from your friend group gets their eyebrows done and looks like a fucking queen doing so. This may result in the other members of the friend group to make fun of you, but it’s all because they’re jealous they haven’t gotten their bushy ass eyebrows done in a hot second
girl #1- I got my eyebrows done bitches
girl #2- u still look like a rat to me though
girl #1- a cleaned up rat though😎😎
girl #2- u still look like a rat to me though
girl #1- a cleaned up rat though😎😎
by FLRAT November 28, 2019
Get the Cleaned Up Rat mug.Lately, my friends and I broke a world record for losing the most amount of contact lenses during REM sleep like a bunch of astigmatism rat goblins.
by Late Nights With Lately November 16, 2020
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Rat is a euphemism for dick. Like Amber Heard would have done if the marriage would have continued.
Rat is a euphemism for dick. Like Amber Heard would have done if the marriage would have continued.
by Darkscrolls2enjoyer November 1, 2022
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