Paul

That kid that reads on the swing and falls off it backwards
Went to the hospital for a broken finger when he was lying on the ground with a “broken neck”
HIP genius
Giving Zenchang a run for his money

Did you hear about Paul?! He’s the guy most likely to break his finger on a swing.

Paul: I am genius since my hair is big.

Everyone: stfu Paul

by friend Name Last Name October 17, 2019

Act like paul Sataday

Act like Paul Sataday is a New Zealand spin off of the American show Saturday night live. Act like Paul Sataday however does not have structured sketchs in place like Saturday night live does, it merely has a bunch of people in a room taking cheap shots of anyone near by with the name paul were they try act like them in a sarcastic manner. Act like Paul Sataday debuted to New Zealand audiences on Tv3 earlier this year, it recieved critical success in which it scored a nine out of ten in the Tv guide. It came as a surprise to many that it had more viewers than the other most viewed show in New Zealand "Outragous Fortune". With the new show having been such a success there a rumours circulating of a new spinn off called Act like Aaron August which is set to start shooting late 2010 and is set to air in August 2011. Act like Aaron August will be all through August as opposed

Act like Paul Sataday which is only on saturday.

** Example of a sketch on Act like Paul Sataday **

Boff- Im Paul and my cars Fucked without papers.

Aaron- Im Paul and I have crabs

Brian- Ill fuckn smash you if you do that again
Aaron- Im a minge
Boff- I Have facial herpes

by Roberto Fury September 8, 2010

New - Paul McCartney

Don’t look at me, it’s way too soon to see what’s gonna be, don’t look at me, all my life I never knew, what I could be, what I could do, Then we were new ooooooooooooooooooooo

You came along, and made my life a song, one lucky day, you came along just in time well I was searching fora rock, you came along then we were new. We can do what we want we can live as we choose: you see there’s no guarantee we’ve got nothing to loose don’t look at me, I can’t deny the truth. It’s plain to see don’t look at me all my life I never knew what I could be what I could do, then we were new ooooooooooooo
We can do what we want we can live as we choose you see there’s no guarantee we’ve got nothing to lose
Don’t look at me it’s way too soon to see what’s gonna be don’t look at me all my life I never knew what I could be what I could do then we were new oooooooooooooo
Then we were new
Now we are new

This song makes you feel like a fookin tortoise

It’s a song, you don’t sing songs in sentences

Arthur: hey lad
Me: *sings new - Paul McCartney*
It’s a great song, you should listen to it

by The ant nerd December 7, 2019

Paul Willingham

A genuinely awesome person and a dank memester.
-Watcher of memes
-Judger of steam games
-Stabber of backs

"Paul Willingham is a dank memester."

by Badunf February 5, 2017

Smug Paul

To blab about something serious to someone who endangers the lives of people close to you, and then walk up to them a day later, with a smug look on your face, bragging about blabbing.

Todd: You hear about what happened to Jane?
Hector: Did Sam pull a Smug Paul again?

by INeedAPsychologist September 2, 2023

Paul

A full blown faggot

“You is a real faggot Paul”

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Paul

He is this kind of guy who cares a lot about his family and friends. He is always there. always. And even when he is stressed out or rlly has no damn time he'll still care about you and do shit for you. He is the most amazing man who is literally able to craft a whole world for you out of a simple peace of wood. He always makes people laugh and cheers them up with literally the simplest things. Moreover he is special in every kind of way possible. He has beautieful long blond hair and extremely dark eyes mixed with a beautieful smile and an overall handsomeness.

I love you -A

Paul has to be cuddled a lot.

by Amel.eep November 21, 2021