Back pocket

A term used in football to regard a defender easily tacking the attacker

We played a game of football today. There striker was shit, he was in my back pocket all game

by UgandaSonic January 10, 2018

Hot Pocket

When you're sitting down and push out a fart but shit comes out instead and squeezes up the back of your pants.

Oh Shit! I just gave myself a hot pocket!

by Lothar January 13, 2018

Punxsutawney Hot Pocket

Fill a giant turd with semen and period blood. Freeze it. Use as a dildo. Eat.

Janice ate a Punxsutawney hot pocket and developed a serious infection. Her lower jaw and vagina fell off and she dead.

by Pastel dolphin jizz May 3, 2018

Pocket Avalanche

A "pocket avalanche" is an event that occurs when you have something in your pockets, and they somehow slip out all at once due to a physical activity such as bending down to pick something up.

Looks like Bob is having a pocket Avalanche over there with his pens!

by Paradox Pee January 5, 2020

pocket artist

befriending an artist/editor etc. so they will make free art for you

“don’t befriend *insert name*. they just pocket artists to draw their oc”

by skidicls February 6, 2020

Hot Pocket

Performing intercourse with a larger woman where the males Penis is inserted into the area between the belly apron and the upper thigh.

I Hot Pocketed that SSBBW it was very warm.

by SSBBWCHUB February 6, 2020

Alabama Hot pocket

A vindictive procedure where a man wearing a condom uses a liniment such as Icy Hot or Ben Gay-type heating rub as a condom lubricant (applied only to the exterior or the condom) to give a sexual partner (usually a woman) a nasty, painful surprise.

“She complained that my dong was so small that she could barely tell I was inside her, so I decided to give her an Alabama Hot pocket-- tell me you can't feel THAT, *****!”

by HarleyinKY February 7, 2020