Kiss my shadow!

Colloquial version of "kiss my ass"

You artard, kiss my shadow!

by NJlo June 9, 2007

kiss double platinum

joe hartlages pride and joy

joe comes outside and says, "i got kiss double platinum"

by reno April 13, 2005

San Francisco kiss

A noticeable dent in a car fender, bumper, or door acquired while parked, left by an anonymous San Francisco driver who drives away without leaving any contact note or insurance info.

Damn it! Some a*hole gave my car a San Francisco kiss on the right front fender while I was parked in the Stockton street garage!!!

by SF Tony December 16, 2008

lolly pop kiss

a girl gets really close to a guy like shes gunna kiss him and then she yells sucker

Bob got a lolly pop kiss from Ashley.

by babyblu June 1, 2004

soft french kiss

The most wounderful kiss ever.
Its an emotional and beautiful kiss.
Its when you love some one and you can tell by the kiss.
This kiss is when you put your toung half way in your girlfriends/boyfriends mouth and you massage her/his toung by rubbing it with your toung.
Its a soft kiss.

A soft french kiss is the best kiss ever.

by xX(-SWB-)Xx August 28, 2008

horny eskimo kiss

When ur really horny and u finger a girl with ur nose works best with a big nose

(he 1) last night i was giving her a horny eskimo kiss.
(he 2) o so is that y she loves u so much
(he 1) yea i am the bestest

by im amazing May 17, 2007

taco flavored kisses

kissing with the taste of a hairy taco on your lips

by jolly July 24, 2003