Remember-in-Law

(Verb) When you incorrectly recognize a similar object.

*Holds up picture of Matt Damon*
"Woah, it's Mark Whalburg!"
"Sounds like you remember-in-law Matt Damon"
"Who fucking talks like that?"

by RoyMustache July 27, 2020

Joe's Law

No matter the joke, somebody somewhere will get offended somehow.

"Hey, you need to be careful about telling jokes, Joe's Law is very important"

by Joe's Law July 31, 2020

My sister in law

Someone who’s a whore.

My sister in law married my brother. She is a whore, I bet she doesn’t know who their kids fathers are because let’s face it, she’s a nasty loosy whore hoodrat tramp.

by Bawston69 August 10, 2020

Nicks law

Respecting the boundaries of life or your gonna get schooled by the karma that’s gonna catch u

Did you notice how much of a psycho narcissistic asshole that person is doing whatever they want to others...they must not know Nicks Law

by Nicks Law August 13, 2020

Jordan's Law

A popular adage that states that, "no matter how much work you put into it, once you're almost at the finish line, it will all just go away".

"When one fully manages a project so that it is capable of driving itself, the project disappears or is comically reduced."

Jim: "Do you remember that contract that you've been working all month on?"

Jordan: "Yes I do. In fact, I've lost sleep working on this project all week."

Jim: "Well, I hate to break it to you, but the client backed out at the last minute."

Jordan: "Great. Yet another case of Jordan's Law!"

by Watch_Out_For_Panic August 19, 2020

Jonagold law

Jonagold law: If your S.O. is upset and refuses to tell why, you are compelled by law to break up with them.

Guy: What's wrong, honey?
Girl: Nothing. Good night.
Guy: Okay, good night <3
Girl: See, that's your fucking problem
Guy: Sorry, but I gotta abide by the Jonagold law. I'm breaking up with you. Bye!

by neitherevernornever August 27, 2020

Tobys Law

When you fuck up so bad you profit from it.

Jon Destroyed and $81,000 truck destroyed and $81,000 truck and got a raise from it.

Fred: That’s some Tobys Law shit right there.

by IamVGamer September 4, 2020