half-baked fuckwit

1) 'good sir', or 'my good man';

2) (formal writing) 'to whom it may concern'

Half-baked fuckwit, can you direct me to the intersection of lexington and asshole?

by involutia October 31, 2025

half canned

When you’re not quite drunk yet but you also wouldn’t say you’re sober

Halfway to drunk

Buddy and I were already half canned on whiskey when we hit the bars

by andre le midget December 25, 2020

half-grandniece

Half-sibling's granddaughter.

Half-grandniece.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

double-half-nibling

Child of a paternal half-sister with maternal half-brother or child of a maternal half-sister with paternal half-brother.

My double-half-nibling is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Two and a half

Having sex with 3 girls but only getting done with two of them

Yesterday I got two and a half with these girls from Ambridge

by cheernation08 September 14, 2015

half-sister-in-law

1- Half-sibling's wife.
2- Spouse's half-sister.

half-sister-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

Half open pocket knife

Half a bar. Or a semi erect penis

“Man that chick was hot. I’ve got a half open pocket knife in my pants.”

by Rapiddescent April 22, 2021