bad egg

Someone who is a spy and is very spy.

"MrC0_ is a bad egg" -Holly XO

by Major Thot Patrol March 14, 2019

what in the actual egg

when you want to say what in the actual fuck but you want to say egg instead because you like eggs

Person named Staniel: What in the actual egg, Skip?!
Skip: I don’t like eggs. They feel weird in my mouth.

by Skip Komarov October 26, 2022

Egg wash

When a woman and a man have consensual heterosexual sex at the very end of her menstrual period and the man ejaculates into her, causing the remaining blood in her vaginal canal to be cleared out ; a way of speeding up the end of a period

I think the egg wash worked, it's all clear down there now.

by mcgerce May 20, 2025

Egg

Steakwad (the bald guy that weighs 40 pounds)

yo this egg is obese af

by XxSarventexX_90 October 6, 2025

Crack of the egg

A joke that would only be funny 2 the person telling it and they know its not funny 2 anyone else. The crack of the egg at the end is them trying 2 make it funny.

Guy 1: You've got 2 be kitten me!
Guy 2: Wow...
Guy 1: Crack of the egg (knee slap)
Guy 2: Dude, just no!!

by Reth_b_! July 3, 2016

egg burp

a time every month your body starts to digest the bad stuff left behind making you very gassy and your burp smells like rotten eggs.

Perla: whats that smell

Luis: Its that time of the month

egg burp is the time you digest bad stuff.

by Luis Chico1995 May 29, 2022

I can’t let my eggs burn

A figure of speech for I can’t wait to see you.

Guy: “I can’t let my eggs burn.”
Girl: “Aw, thank you.”

by nrml February 12, 2024