dog fucker

someone who engages in sexual intercourse with canines.

A guy making love to a dog.

by uder July 14, 2003

count it dog

when a nigga or gangsta says count it dog then he means "cumon bitch fuck (with) me" or "count secs until i shoot ur pighead"

or "bring it on"

u bitch, count it dog

by ff3wsef May 6, 2010

writing on the dog

jargon/slang/lingo

A phrase that can be used as a response to a question about a person's current status.

Can replace the current phrases: "just chillin," "hanging out," and "relaxing."

The phrase is not connected to the physical act of writing on an animal.

Guy 1: "What are you doing?"
Guy 2: "Just writing on the dog."
Guy 1: "Cool."

by candyjebus May 14, 2007

lot dog

N.
A canine whose owner follows around a jam band. These animals roam the parking lot while their owners attend the concert, consuming anything they can find.(mostly rotten food or drugs)

Dude, that lot dog just ate a gooey ball.

by Xpertskir August 28, 2006

rental dog

A small pure-bred dog that one can rent by the hour or by the day in Tokyo and other large Japanese cities for the express purpose of walking them in parks and pick up girls or guys.

Japanfreak 1: Wanna go to a cu-ra-bu tonight?
Japanfresk 2: A club? No, I'm tired of clubs.
JF 1: Yellow fever breaking?
JF 2: Maybe.
JF 1: I got an idea. Let's go get some rental dogs and walk em in Ueno Park. That'll score us a couple of J-Girls.
JF 2: Awesome! I don't have to be back at Nova until 5.

by Richard J July 20, 2008

Wank Dog

a common dog found masturbating. usually found in parks or laybye's in the buxton area

ohhh mate look at that wank dog!, WANK DOG!!!

by YeS ITz BaLLBaG ALRiTe =D June 24, 2010

dog run

n. A dedicated area (usually enclosed by a fence) of a park where dogs may be execised untethered, which would otherwise be in violation of local leash laws.

I took Spot to the dog run today for some exercise, so he's all tired-out now.

by CTBill February 3, 2009