Sir Long Crack

A butt crack of a male or female that is extra long. Almost appearing to start at the lower back. When one observes Sir Long Crack one must sing the Sir Long Crack Tune,

Sir Long Crack, Sir Long Crack, the most wonderful crack around,

Sir Long Crack, Sir Long Crack, the longest crack in town.

Sir Long Crack is protruding from the top of your trousers.

by Big Juice Boy November 23, 2021

Cheese Crack

crack made out of cheese

hey bro wanna do some crack
no man i got the good shit i got cheese crack
oh fuck yeah also i have 3 buttocks

by TheRealMilkAndCerealYT February 10, 2022

sleep crack

When you get little to no sleep and thus are super hyper/weirdly energetic as a result as if you are on crack.

Person 1: HEYYYY I GO ZERO SLEEP LAST NIGHT YEET!
Person 2: Someone's on sleep crack

by Taylen Wish January 19, 2019

desperate crack nuts

crackheads injecting crack directly into the nutsack

David: Yo you see these desperate crack nuts over there directly putting it up his balls, they got big balls damn

by cracknut August 14, 2020

crack rag

The cloth you use to wipe seminal fluid from the vagina and/or other orifice in the body.

Girlfriend: Hey can you hand me my Crack Rag, you creampied me and I don't wanna get it in my panties.

by Dat anime guy booty dogh April 27, 2017

Crack open a cold one

Winning in fortnite

Person A:wanna crack open a cold one
Person B:let's get those w

by Dicklover6942056 January 25, 2020

Crack Pipe

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.

"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the crack piper of the mind's doodie."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 04, 2023