Petrified cookie dough

Extremely hard , past expiration date ,

Cookie dough bought as a fundraiser delivered by Elizabeth Adams

If you order cookie dough expect it to be be petrified cookie dough before Elizabeth delivers it.

by Bustyaass August 26, 2019

You got me hyped up for cookie dough

A term coined by "CoffeeMc'Coffee" that means: When a false promise is made and it is not properly fulfilled - it subverts expectations by delivering a lower-quality result instead of what was originally promised.

Person A: YO LISTEN! I GOT THE BEST COOKIES IN TOWN! COME ON OVER RIGHT NOW!!
Person B: Oh cool, let's go there.
Person B: Dude.. what the heck? You're giving me cookie dough? YOU GOT ME HYPED UP FOR COOKIE DOUGH??

by coffeemccoffee9 September 24, 2025

ABCDEF Cookie Monster

What little girls say when they start learning the alphabet.

Girl: ABCDEF Cookie Monster!

Kermit: *jumps off a building*

by ¯\_ت_/¯ December 29, 2024

COOKIE

It's actually another term for baterang but still. It's a cool way of saying baterang.

Yo Tom, tomarro am going to yeet this COOKIE at the back of your skull.

by Yo Tom got cookies October 3, 2019

Cooki

cooki is the sweetest girl ever and she has a big heart so make sure to be sweet and careful with her

Person 1: Hey she looks sweet
Person 2: Thats literally cooki

by cookiwooki February 3, 2025

yeast cookie

When she had a yeast infection in her vagina and you proceed to have sex with said vagina

My girl just got a yeast cookie

by Pushy destroyer November 24, 2017

Snookie Cookie

In South African English slang, a vulgar and often pejorative term referring to a female with genitalia which smells of fish (i.e. where 'Snookie' means 'as or like a Snook' - a common South African fish species - and 'cookie,' which is a common English slang term for a woman's vagina); the unclean and/or dirty genitalia of a particularly promiscuous female.

"Ah bru, howsit with Katjie?"

"No good China. She's got a snookie cookie!"

by KaizerJose April 8, 2025