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call the boss

Euphemism for Masturbation. What the cable installer is really doing when he says he has to go back to his truck to call his boss.

Also derived from the idea that the penis makes any decisions in men's lives, and is therefore "the boss."
I had a rough day today. I'm going t go home, open a beer, and call the boss.
by McDeac March 5, 2015
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If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him Through Bloked Beats, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events To Kill, iF I
If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him Through Bloked Beats, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events To Kill, iF I
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025
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Call A Rock

Leave a bitch to herself, stop dealing with her
-“Real players know when it’s time to call a rock and focus on the bag.”

-“Gang, she don’t deserve that energy, call a rock and keep steppin’.”
by playacentric October 9, 2025
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phone call-ision

When you try to call somebody, but the person is also trying to call you at the exact same time, so both of you get the busy signal.
Ferdinand: 'I called you 3 times this morning, but every time I got the busy signal.'
Jack: 'But I didn't talk to anyone on the phone today! I tried to call you, too, but all I got was the busy signal.'
Jack and Ferdinand: 'Phone call-ision!'
by SocialistElephant January 10, 2016
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Call Sting

Ex 1:

Guy: You're not gonna pick up when I call? Well, I'm gonna Call Sting you bitch!

Ex 2:

Girl 1: Brian totally call stinged me last night
Girl 2: Aw he replied to your call with a text message? Burn!
by pllvd February 5, 2012
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Calle

He is a super Dover guy. Very funny and beautiful.
Food is Form hin very important. Schnitzel are super.
Englisch is Not Hits strenght.
In germany we Said : er ist ein super Typ
Calle is Vallah billa einfach krass
by Franz 187 November 22, 2021
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