the act of tonguing fuck out of someones arse crevice (unshaven) either before of after one has been for a ringpiece poo painted doup destroying brown number whilst using your stubbly chin to tickle ones bean, back and fourth like a man on a mission.. making you out to be some kind of mega mad mental mechanical man machine!!
guy - "YOU`RE AWAY TO GET TAKEN!!"
girl - "where tho?.. Ive got a gungy doup and you need a shave"
guy - "AND!!!!"
girl - "WOW YOUR A FUCKIN MACHINE!!"
guy - "YOU`RE AWAY TO GET TAKEN!!"
girl - "where tho?.. Ive got a gungy doup and you need a shave"
guy - "AND!!!!"
girl - "WOW YOUR A FUCKIN MACHINE!!"
Bum stubble Dunger tonguer gungy or clean bean machine
by ShadeMade aka G-Funk December 24, 2011
Mind: When you realize your dad is not coming back from the grocery store
Loud earrape: EE EEE E EE EEEEEE EEEEE UM BUM BA WAE
Loud earrape: EE EEE E EE EEEEEE EEEEE UM BUM BA WAE
by AncientEmperor March 29, 2019
1) The art of mucking around and generally getting nothing done.
2) Description relevant to the most common state of teenagers when they leave school
2) Description relevant to the most common state of teenagers when they leave school
Since Crissy left school, all she's done is sit around with her thumb up her bum and her mind in neutral
by jimsweirdnakedindianfriend December 01, 2009
PACKA WOODZ
WHO FUCKIN WITH THAT NONCHALANT GANGSTA BITCH WHO GIVES NO FUCKS ABOUT YOU BUM ASS PPL, PACKA WOODZ.
by PACKAWOODZ February 22, 2023
by Debskelly1985 April 13, 2023
An urban Scottish legend who preys on women at night. He’s usually seen bollock naked with a gas mask on. He catches his prey by blowing paralysis darts on his preys bum cheeks.
“Boss I can’t come into work today as my arse is in tatteres, restricting me from sitting down, this was the handiwork of the bum sniper.”
by Jeremy van foreskin October 19, 2022
Gently your male or female partner and have them lay on their back with their ankles at their ears. Crack two large eggs into their anus, and add any shredded cheese or chopped vegetables you prefer in your omelet.
Engage in aggressive, vigorous anal intercourse to effectively whisk the egg and mix the ingredients. Ejaculating into the anus is required to add a thickening agent to the omelet.
Add butter to a skillet and have your partner squat over it to expel the omelet mixture into the skillet. Cook over medium heat until the egg solidifies, fold, flip and enjoy!
Engage in aggressive, vigorous anal intercourse to effectively whisk the egg and mix the ingredients. Ejaculating into the anus is required to add a thickening agent to the omelet.
Add butter to a skillet and have your partner squat over it to expel the omelet mixture into the skillet. Cook over medium heat until the egg solidifies, fold, flip and enjoy!
I always season my bum oven omeletes with a little salt, pepper, and red pepper flakes for some extra flavor!
by Painful Truth February 11, 2022