That Rando in every resort/ski town who materializes outside the grocery store/convenience store parking lot who obviously isn’t there to shop and is simply around to provide a necessary means of procuring cannabis for the flockers and gawkers.
Joseph, hangout while I grab some snacks see if you can score some takeout from the Kronie Town Mingler.
by The Duderbeero August 7, 2024
Get the kronie town minglermug. by BEC NOIR August 10, 2019
Get the can townmug. by Aidan their September 4, 2020
Get the Callie Townmug. The tent encampments where homeless people congregate in large numbers, caused in large part by Trudeau's mismanagement of the economy and housing availability. Some people in Trudeau Towns even have jobs but cannot afford rent. Such massive tent encampments were rarely if ever seen in the Harper era and became commonplace under Trudeau, hence the name.
At this rate we will soon all be living in Trudeau Towns unless you're lucky enough to have a trust fund set up by your old man the former prime minister.
by canyoureadmymind January 27, 2024
Get the trudeau townmug. by Jimmothy Harbaugh April 24, 2017
Get the rook townmug. The 5 Boroughs of New York City.
by The Deli (wit the Henny) April 4, 2025
Get the The Townsmug. When a person grows up in a small town and develops a fear or a belief that they couldn't handle any or all of the following: 1) Living in a large city
2) Attending a large institution for education
3) Attend large social events without friends or family
4) Not needing a car out of necessity for transportation
These fears also usually are accompanied by:
1) Reluctance to drive in large cities or on major highways
2) Fear of being unknown or not receiving the status, accomplishments, or recognition they are able to achieve in smaller populations
3) Reluctance to leave their home or hometown for large periods of time
4) Fear of missing out on small town traditions
These people generally believe and can see themselves marrying one of their classmates/someone they went to school with, buying a house, and raising a family in their hometown.
2) Attending a large institution for education
3) Attend large social events without friends or family
4) Not needing a car out of necessity for transportation
These fears also usually are accompanied by:
1) Reluctance to drive in large cities or on major highways
2) Fear of being unknown or not receiving the status, accomplishments, or recognition they are able to achieve in smaller populations
3) Reluctance to leave their home or hometown for large periods of time
4) Fear of missing out on small town traditions
These people generally believe and can see themselves marrying one of their classmates/someone they went to school with, buying a house, and raising a family in their hometown.
Jakob is afraid that if he goes to a big school that he won't get to be the quarter back anymore. We're pretty sure he's suffering from Small Town Syndrome.
by Matson12009 September 13, 2023
Get the Small Town Syndromemug.