Sam

The most annoying 7th grader on the planet. Thinks he is cool because he skipped 7th grade but he is still a 7th grader. He tries to be cool but he isn't. He usually makes everything sexual. He is, in short, an IDIOT.

Person 1: You suck Sam!
Sam: *moans*
Person 1: Sam is an idiot!

by SuMnEr!! April 23, 2019

Sam

Is a living meme that can be a dick at times.

Sam is a cancerous puppy.

by Fat Fluff June 4, 2018

sam

sexi bostonite

Sam: I am sexi bostonite

by olivicafishboy October 20, 2018

SAM!

a beach ass neega

SAM! is a beach ass neega

by Lakka July 8, 2018

Sam "Stumpy" Shoemake

The definition of a fat monkey cousin fucker.

man: hey look it's sam "stumpy" shoemake.

woman: oh yeah, he's one hell of a fat monkey cousin fucker

by Timmy the Retard September 12, 2022

Sam

An attractive nerd, usually well built

Person 1: " Look at them, they look like they should be in a boxing ring, not a library. "
Person 2: " Must be a Sam. "

by ryguy260505 December 29, 2020

sam

has a huge fucking cock. like i’m talking an a absolute monster cock.

bro, sam has a huge fucking cock

by ballsballs42069 December 21, 2020