Shoot Me With A Stick

When you remember that you need to do something you don't want to do

Person 1: Did you call the doctor yet mate?
Person 2: Crickey, just shoot me with a stick

by alla gomma October 26, 2019

magic memory stick

a piece of equipment, required to custom firmware a PSP. this bit of kit is usualy a 32-256 MB memory stick Pro Duo and used by hackers around the world.

Guy1: Dude, do you know anyone that can help me custom firmware my PSP?
Guy2: go to youtubes psphelp2008! he tells you clearly how to use a magic memory stick!

by TheKingSabz December 23, 2008

double-dip-the-stick

When a male is simultaneously seeing two females, attempting to have sexual relations with both of them.

James: What's John doing wrong?

Jeremy: He's totally trying to double-dip-the-stick!

John: This could work.

by Yoakem January 30, 2009

Stick it in that Old thing

.Stick it in that old thing is a phrase used by the YouTubers Woody And Kleiny

Hey my Woody lad stick it in that old thing
?Oh what? that old thing
.it's a little bit too easy

by Manager Darryl November 18, 2020

pimp stick

A person who is a dumbass or total tool. Refers to the canes carried by pimps which are used to smack bitches up.

Jamie's last boyfriend was a complete pimp stick.

by LotusSutra July 23, 2008

nigger-be-good stick

The name given to either a police baton, or a police issue Maglite.

I came out of the bar up the street the other night and these two cops started to hassle me about where I was going at 2:30 in the morning. One of them was tapping his nigger-be-good stick flashlight on his hand. I thought he was going to beat me!

by Jackball May 26, 2005

wizard stick

The male genitalia; esp. that belonging to Daniel Radcliffe. Upon starring in the play "Equus," where he appeared fully nude onstage, photos of the star's wizard stick began to pop up on the Internet, much to the enjoyment of nerdy Potter-loving girls everywhere.

Go to Google and take off safe search. Then search for Daniel Radcliffe and you will see the original wizard stick for yourself.

by Kirbiet June 13, 2008