"hey your hot...can I simp?"
"Sure its simp day ha"
"hey your hot...can I simp?"
"No I'm a minor your 27!"
"Sorry!"
"Sure its simp day ha"
"hey your hot...can I simp?"
"No I'm a minor your 27!"
"Sorry!"
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Get the Simp mug.A male who provides a lot of attention to females who don’t like them that much or have greater power.
Formally known as under the thumb in a relationship, the internet has allowed simps to become more visual through online paid services such as Only Fans and Twitter.
Real life examples of simp behaviour:
… paying for dinner when she’s not your girl friend.
…doing her homework because she’s ‘too busy’.
…letting her put make up on you as a ‘joke’.
…subscribing to Only Fans and she’s not chatting to you because you sub.
…paying for Premium Snapchat.
…sending money to a girl with Venmo in her bio.
…getting left on read, until she needs a lift home.
…being sober at the club so you can drive her home.
…being friend zoned and still sending her a doused roses on Valentine day.
…listening to her relationship woes until she get new boyfriend.
…when you ask to come and hang, and she asks who else is coming.
You may not think you are a simp, but your mates know you are.
Formally known as under the thumb in a relationship, the internet has allowed simps to become more visual through online paid services such as Only Fans and Twitter.
Real life examples of simp behaviour:
… paying for dinner when she’s not your girl friend.
…doing her homework because she’s ‘too busy’.
…letting her put make up on you as a ‘joke’.
…subscribing to Only Fans and she’s not chatting to you because you sub.
…paying for Premium Snapchat.
…sending money to a girl with Venmo in her bio.
…getting left on read, until she needs a lift home.
…being sober at the club so you can drive her home.
…being friend zoned and still sending her a doused roses on Valentine day.
…listening to her relationship woes until she get new boyfriend.
…when you ask to come and hang, and she asks who else is coming.
You may not think you are a simp, but your mates know you are.
by Becky A January 10, 2022
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-Me “ stfu I don’t like girls any girl rn I wanna stay single forever l
-Friend “ oh no not like that it mean super intense Minecraft player SIMP duh “
-Me “ ohhhh you got me there bud “
-Me “ stfu I don’t like girls any girl rn I wanna stay single forever l
-Friend “ oh no not like that it mean super intense Minecraft player SIMP duh “
-Me “ ohhhh you got me there bud “
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When a student is in an exceptionally hard or unfair class, and they start defending the teacher's actions and cruelties.
by Professor Simp October 24, 2020
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