Sorrow Ride

Same thing as a joy ride but with a gas station at the end of it

o man i got to go the gas station at 4.50 a gallon this is going to be a sorrow ride

by Rave05 August 19, 2008

flume ride

A fetish act, where a toilet paper roll is placed between two anuses, and one person then shits into the other. The sloppier, the better.

"Man, I met this dude named Tom at the bar the other night, and we snuck into bathroom and he let me do a flume ride on him. He had eaten tacos!" - Dandy Randy W.

by Dandy Randy W. June 14, 2024

Ride the Lightning

The act of vigorously stroking your partner's penis between two rubber balloons until his pubes stand on end before stopping and quickly sitting on the charged penis which first shocks the outer edges of the orifice before being buried deep inside.

Man 1: I finally made my girl ride the lightning last night?

Man 2: You executed her?

Man 1: No, but I executed her ass!

by RichardMuscle July 26, 2022

pimp my ride

to pimp ones gf

i pimp my ride to get beer money

by respektYo August 19, 2022

Riding the Ghost Whip

Being penetrated by a well hung Albino guy

Juliet: My ovaries are sore from Riding the Ghost Whip last night....
Sara: Did Nathan come over, Was it that good?
Juliet: The white monster whipped me real good!!!!
Sara: I need me some of that whip!

by Urban Ghost August 20, 2019

Ride the claw

When someone is getting fingered by another person with less than five fingers.

Dude! I met a girl last night and she was totally down to Ride the Claw.

by Zappy42 August 31, 2018

Polish bicycle ride

Going home with one of the few promiscuous women that frequent the Cedar Tavern or other small Polish town bar, and proceeding to have sexual coitus. Also, see village bicycle.

I stopped into to the tavern for a few pints, ended up drinking all night and decided to go for a Polish bicycle ride.

by TheWinedOne June 17, 2021